the grass IS greener in greenville

Not really, but I like that.

It's actually dry and orangey... and the dirt is red.

Roads here are named with absolutely no common logic. They criss-cross and change name before you even know what happened. There are 3 "Phillips Rd."s within in a 10 mile radius of where I used to live.

Sweet tea is the south's crack. You wouldn't believe the mass amounts of it the people here drink. They should get their sugar checked... overload!

This summer I went to the Rocky Mountains on vacation. I saw the kind of country shit you see on the movies. We stayed up the road from people who have 2 goats, 4 chickens and a pony.. for pets. But on our lil piece of heaven, life was rather relaxing. There was a creek that ran 50 feet from the property. Bugs were rather minimal. We could walk up 100 yards and sit under a waterfall. One trip in particular reminded me of a very distinct memory of a night at the reservoir...

Recycling... Don't let the mass amount of options around the city mistake you. On the whole, recycling is taken rather seriously and is plentiful. However, this city is made up of a lot of implants. Mostly, Yankees. I have noticed a trend that southern bred people are more stubborn about it.

This is the first time I've been on the internet in 2 months. I'm a disgrace to my generation.